Definitions by JackG.

Monkey 

To be intoxicated on both alcohol and marijuana at the same time. When under this state the effects of both drugs are amplified, sometimes resulting in a total inability to move due to either relaxation of the muscles or realisation that it's just not worth the effort.

"Lets go get monkey - I got a 10s and 2 six packs"

"I was so monkey that i decided shoelaces were just not worth the effort of tying, I feel over 7 times on the way home"

Monkey by JackG. October 11, 2006

Jifag 

Vendetta declared against a homophobic place, person, organisation.

"He just implied that us homos are pussys"
"Thats is, I'm declaring a JIFAG!"
*pushing, hairpulling and name-calling insues*

Jifag by JackG. October 1, 2006