Jifag

Vendetta declared against a homophobic place, person, organisation.
"He just implied that us homos are pussys"
"Thats is, I'm declaring a JIFAG!"
*pushing, hairpulling and name-calling insues*
by JackG. October 01, 2006
mugGet the Jifagmug.

Monkey

To be intoxicated on both alcohol and marijuana at the same time. When under this state the effects of both drugs are amplified, sometimes resulting in a total inability to move due to either relaxation of the muscles or realisation that it's just not worth the effort.
"Lets go get monkey - I got a 10s and 2 six packs"

"I was so monkey that i decided shoelaces were just not worth the effort of tying, I feel over 7 times on the way home"
by JackG. October 11, 2006
mugGet the Monkeymug.