A super hero created by yours truly who was once a white nerd until he was bitten by a radioactive wino.
Ghetto man, Ghetto Man
shows his bitches the back of his hand
he's a dealer, hes pimp
bend over bitch and butter his shrimp
WATCH OUT!
its Ghetto Man!
he has cool shoes and a cool hat
has shower cap and a leather too
he has a crib, he has a ride
and a bottle of colt 45
WATCH OUT!
its Ghetto man!
shows his bitches the back of his hand
he's a dealer, hes pimp
bend over bitch and butter his shrimp
WATCH OUT!
its Ghetto Man!
he has cool shoes and a cool hat
has shower cap and a leather too
he has a crib, he has a ride
and a bottle of colt 45
WATCH OUT!
its Ghetto man!
by BAG-HEAD! September 11, 2008
Get the Ghetto Man mug.Hard man ('Ard man), more scientifically known as tracksuits retardus, is a general tough guy who roams around looking for trouble cos he is just so hard. The 5 rules of being an 'ard man are -
1) You MUST not have a school bag
2) You MUST ALWAYS spit
3) You MUST ALWAYS swear
4) You MUST have a fundamental inability to walk without rolling your arms in suspicious patterns to look 'ard
5) You MUST have a rock 'ard shaved head.
Extra bonuses to being an 'ard man can include -
- Wearing a baseball cap at 90 degrees (Fake burberry if possible)
- Having a compulsive disorder to hating people who express individuality
- End your sentences with "So I was like fuckin..." (Don't say anything else after the ...)
- Hating any form of black clothes
- Eating nails as part of a nutritious breakfast
- Listenin to DIZTRUXHUN, UPRISING, HELTA SKELTA or any of the like.
- Having a nickname such as "Gaz", "Baz", "Jubba", "Staples" etc, etc.
- Wearing cheap jewellry, such as large fake diamond earrings, more better known as pling
- Driving a nova
- Frequently dropping words into your sentences such as "Buzzin", "Banging", "Geeza", "Innit", "Sorted", "Raspin'" and "Waaaaaa"
- Address non 'ard men with terms such as "Dick 'ed"
'Ard men are usually found grazing their natural habitats. Don't be mistaken, these guys are ROCK ARD. They may look harmless, but seriously, there is no one cooler, or should I say "MORE BUZZIN" than these guys.
Don't be fooled, the stench of stale smoke, the cheap and excessively used jewellry, the baseball cap at a 90 degree angle are all SERIOUSLY COOL TRAITS OF AN ARD MAN.
If you see an 'ard man, DO NOT APPROACH HIM, COS BELIEVE ME, HE IS ARD so you "best get runnin", really.
1) You MUST not have a school bag
2) You MUST ALWAYS spit
3) You MUST ALWAYS swear
4) You MUST have a fundamental inability to walk without rolling your arms in suspicious patterns to look 'ard
5) You MUST have a rock 'ard shaved head.
Extra bonuses to being an 'ard man can include -
- Wearing a baseball cap at 90 degrees (Fake burberry if possible)
- Having a compulsive disorder to hating people who express individuality
- End your sentences with "So I was like fuckin..." (Don't say anything else after the ...)
- Hating any form of black clothes
- Eating nails as part of a nutritious breakfast
- Listenin to DIZTRUXHUN, UPRISING, HELTA SKELTA or any of the like.
- Having a nickname such as "Gaz", "Baz", "Jubba", "Staples" etc, etc.
- Wearing cheap jewellry, such as large fake diamond earrings, more better known as pling
- Driving a nova
- Frequently dropping words into your sentences such as "Buzzin", "Banging", "Geeza", "Innit", "Sorted", "Raspin'" and "Waaaaaa"
- Address non 'ard men with terms such as "Dick 'ed"
'Ard men are usually found grazing their natural habitats. Don't be mistaken, these guys are ROCK ARD. They may look harmless, but seriously, there is no one cooler, or should I say "MORE BUZZIN" than these guys.
Don't be fooled, the stench of stale smoke, the cheap and excessively used jewellry, the baseball cap at a 90 degree angle are all SERIOUSLY COOL TRAITS OF AN ARD MAN.
If you see an 'ard man, DO NOT APPROACH HIM, COS BELIEVE ME, HE IS ARD so you "best get runnin", really.
"Arigh' m8, last nigh' were fuckin buzzin, we were like darn station gettin stoned n tha', n then i 'ad sum cider wiv rest of krew innit"
"Waaa, buzzin man, I got this ring like, it's like gold but if you rub it a bit it goes silver, so its like fuckiiin two fa' price a' one innit? i was like fuckin..."
"Fuuuuck, ya' know what your doin' when it comes down ta' bling dont ya, fuckin..."
"Waaaa, shut up dick 'ed"
<Normal person walks by> "Shut up hard man. You are scum."
It is at this point that the normal person gets bashed in cos ard men are just too plain ard and they'll get you in the end.
"Waaa, buzzin man, I got this ring like, it's like gold but if you rub it a bit it goes silver, so its like fuckiiin two fa' price a' one innit? i was like fuckin..."
"Fuuuuck, ya' know what your doin' when it comes down ta' bling dont ya, fuckin..."
"Waaaa, shut up dick 'ed"
<Normal person walks by> "Shut up hard man. You are scum."
It is at this point that the normal person gets bashed in cos ard men are just too plain ard and they'll get you in the end.
by A fellow 'ard man December 28, 2005
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by big tim August 24, 2004
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Chill white man: A regular guy
Whiny-ass white man: Gets mad and pretends that black people blame everything on them
Wannabe black man: Acts ghetto and gangsta and thinks he's cool
Anti-white man: Thinks white people suck and still oppress minorities frequently.
Chill white man: A regular guy
Whiny-ass white man: Gets mad and pretends that black people blame everything on them
Wannabe black man: Acts ghetto and gangsta and thinks he's cool
Anti-white man: Thinks white people suck and still oppress minorities frequently.
Chill white man: Hey
Whiny-ass white man: Goddamn why do all the fucking niggers blame everything on us? Fucking dumb-ass minorities!
Wannabe black man: Ay, wuzzup my nibbas! How's it going man!
Anti-white man: White devils! Lets enslave them like we enslaved the blacks!
Whiny-ass white man: Goddamn why do all the fucking niggers blame everything on us? Fucking dumb-ass minorities!
Wannabe black man: Ay, wuzzup my nibbas! How's it going man!
Anti-white man: White devils! Lets enslave them like we enslaved the blacks!
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