Wonka Waterfalls

A cute coloquialism for diarrhea, making reference the the "chocolate waterfall" featured in the film "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"

I was on the toilet all night last night. I had a case of the 'ole Wonka Waterfalls.

by Cyc4015 November 24, 2017

Wonka

The funniest person you’ll ever know. Very wonky (silly)

Oh my gosh you are so funny wonka

by G_girl February 1, 2018

wonkier

more wonky

Deanna is wonkier than anybody

by Ajax Murraaay May 24, 2018

Wonko the Sane

"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."
—The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko mankind in general was crazy.

Wonko The Sane is a character in the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, written by Douglas Adams

by Some Froog May 30, 2018

Wonker

Someone who is sexually attracted to candy (related to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Willy Wonka)

Wow, that boy Charlie is a real Wonker!

by Bloopi March 1, 2018

wonkavate

You bring me up, like a crazy elevator to heaven.

“You wonkavate me!”

by BettieRides May 13, 2018

wonition

When a white heterosexual woman gives a man recognition

Him: Should i cook tonight
Her: Yes please, you are the best cook!
Him: Thanks for the wonition

by MASchack October 24, 2018