World Cup Widow

A women who loses her husband to the greatest sporting event in the world for a whole month every four years, thus rendering her a widow for the duration of the tournament.

The world cup widow's husband wouldn't talk to her because he was busy watching Switzerland play Honduras.

by Zafpo0 June 15, 2010

Windowsill Bay

Time away from work spent at home.

"Where you going next week when you are off work?"

"Windowsill bay"

by Bristol Tone October 4, 2008

Windoof

A german form that makes fun of Microsoft Windows (doof meaning stupid, silly) often used by Mac or Linux Users

Guy 1: Oh man mein Windows craht die ganze Zeit (Oh man my windows is crashing all the time)
Guy 2: Windoof ist ja auch scheisse, benutz 'nen mac! ( That's because Windoof sucks, use a mac!)
Guy 3: Haha, Mac ist genauso scheisse wie Windoof, benutz Linux! (Haha, Mac sucks as bad as Windoof, use Linux!)

by King Hermy July 12, 2009

Windows Computer

A piece of technology that is used to surf the web, play games, or, as most commonly used, to look up porn. It works for it's purpose, but you know that it's not the best. You use it, but only because you have to, and are too afraid to put in the time and money of getting a real computer that doesn't shit itself and die every time you look at it too hard.

It's lot like a bad prostitute.

Dude 1: Hey man, so hows your Windows Computer doing?
Dude 2: Not so good. I mean, it works, but every time I'm using it I always scream out "MACINTOSH!" by mistake.

by TheVampireKow October 18, 2009

nipples to the wind

When your top is to low and your nipples peek out.

wow your shirt is low
Nipples to the wind!

by Tommywisemyman December 18, 2017

windows update

(n.) - A utility installed on most newer Windows OS's, which is used for simple minded folk to easily ""fix"" the holes in common windows programs.

i. Bob doesn't understand how to update his computer in a proper manner, so he uses windows update instead.

by Agent Spork November 13, 2003

wind sock

When your penis is limp and hanging off to the side.

"Adam, take off your pants and show Kasia your penis."

"I would but I kinda got that wind sock thing going on right now."

by DoubleDownSaint July 20, 2005