Twatshit

Anything on a twat(pussy) that should not be there.

Go to the bathroom and clean that twatshit off. Then I'll fuck you.

by adcadc April 22, 2008

twaggler

the term given to a stray piece of toilet paper found in a woman's vagina. The toilet paper is often twisted into tiny pieces, therefore making it difficult to recover all debris after a hearty, effective wipe.

Oh man... I went to the gyno, and the nurse totally pulled out a twaggler! Who knows how long it had been there!

by mandola February 17, 2009

twat butter

smegma, or any other discharge of the twatal region.

My fingers smell like fuckin' twat butter.

by skamo86 February 11, 2009

TWAGGLE

1. A group/gang of Tweekers as is commonly found with meth addicts
2. a large group of persons who may not necessarily be tweekers but exhibit Tweeker Behavior

1. "There was a twaggle living next door until the cops raided their meth lab!"
2. Do those assholes ever sleep? THey're a f'n' twaggle I swear.

by blagwell October 20, 2009

twattention

Giving attention to a woman's twat.

Megan was having a stressful day and needed a little twattention.

by Dr. Balls 3000 August 25, 2011

twat slobber

The lubrication a woman produces when she becomes sexually aroused

Watching porn makes her twat slobber

by Joehtheman December 15, 2014

twatwaffling

(Verb). To utter words of such steaming excrement, it is hard to believe any mammal produced them.

I couldn't listen to the entire speech. His twatwaffling was severe.

by Pinkie_Flamingo June 20, 2016