techno

Defined as making music with technology. This genre isnt dance music and was never meant to be. It is a good alternative to commercial music and has many subgenres. The worst type of 'techno' is called 'minimal' - this style is not to be confused with 'minimal techno' and is a kid of childish version of techno that fills large rooms full of non eventful drops for puke kids.

'like duuude... im so into that minimal drop after the 4 miniute white noise build...!!! i love techno!!!'

'no, you like rubbish drops and shouldnt be alive'

by tom healey August 29, 2016

Technoblade

Dead

I cried for three months straight because of technoblade may he rest in peice

by Thatweirdgay December 9, 2022

Techno Christmas

A post-Christmas celebration where board games are played and techno is hardly listened to.

William: So Hannah, when is Techno Christmas?

Hannah: Not sure actually.

by Dr. William December 26, 2008

cow techno

Techno music that has a strong bass sound. If heard from afar, it sounds like a cow raving to techno.

"What kind of music are they playing in the gym, cow techno?"

by cocaine zomie ™ November 21, 2007

techno

Minimalist Music Meets Mad Mixers

Techno rocks without being rock.

by 5H3MU5 10WRI3 February 26, 2005

Techno Punk

A "Techno Punk" is someone who:
-Enjoys techno
-Enjoys punk
-Has or has had odd-coloured hair
-Is also a Mindless Self Indulgence fan
-Likes neon
-Loves clubs

Kind of like a club kid without the Michael Alig, the psycho clothes, and the hardcore drug use.

Also known as an "Electro Kid".

Much like a Technemo.

Techno Punk #1: I like bands like Mindless Self Indulgence, Alexisonfire, SMB, My Chemical Romance, Retard-O-Bot, Underoath, Vyncent Flaw, and He Is Legend! And I just died my previously pink hair green!
Techno Punk #2: Oh my! That means you're a techno punk!

by Talya Gray December 25, 2008

techno

Shitty, simple and repeatative type of industrial music that nerdy teenage boys (who think they're cool) use to try to seduce preteen sluts with.

Ran rolled up to the middle school in his shitty car and pumped his latest techno CD ,hoping to score some preteen ass.

by Jack Adick January 6, 2005