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The art of looking at your device while someone is trying to communicate with your tech obsessed capitalist ass.

A display of utter cuntishness in the modern age of moronic device driven drones that lack everything unless they are able to get 4g.
'Hello - ..'ive just seen a.......'
' **doesnt speak looks at phone half way through just one sentence ... ***phubbing

'ive just been phubbed... 'what a phubbing prick'... it possibly saved me from a very dull conversation'
by tom healey September 10, 2016

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A term mainly employed little urban shits to describe groups of other dickheads. Very cringeworthy to hear this if you arent interested in their way of speaking.
'yo bruv you seen dat man... literally... brap'
'yeh e wiv dat dem mandem innit... '
by tom healey December 17, 2016

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A good way to show that you are a total drama queen twit is to use the term 'literally' to describe every mundane thing that you do in life
'dude.. i literally died'

'oh... its a shame you are literally still alive though'
by tom healey August 29, 2016

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An overly exaggerated way of saying 'you've done well' - as if to say that the internet is the most valuable thing ever. Used by the same types that say 'bro' - and 'literally' too much
like, duuuude.... you broke the internet with that prank...'
by tom healey August 29, 2016

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HRT - AQI - (its when you go up at the end of each sentence as if you are too unsure to make a statement or you are adding ;do you know what i mean' to the statement. It a style of speaking that many people feel is a more 'friendly' way to converse, as in not sounding too sure. It drives some people crazy and others are completely oblivious to it. It isnt just used by young women as some people seem to state it is - its used by practically the whole world in 2017. To some people it is like nails scratching across a blackboard. It is perhaps more irritating than vocal fry and starting each sentence with 'so' and over sue of the term 'literally' but its very often used by people that employ all four vocal tics. It needs to stop.
Adam - 'he, so like i was like literally dead and like just literally got off the phone and I dropped my coffee uptalk mug full of like lol coffee...?'
Adams idiot female friend -- 'lol.. like i was like literally saying to Spirit horse that i like literally lol though you were like literally dead..lol... ?
by tom healey October 05, 2017

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A lunatic conspiracy propagated by absolute dickheads on social media... enough said.
'have you seen my latest photos of the sky.. see the chemtrail?'

'no.. i see a prick that will do anything to make their lives feel more exciting'
by tom healey August 30, 2016

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used by eternally adolescent drama queens to exclaim about anything and everything they see, do or hear
'like i was totes like omg and we at this party and i was like o..m....g.....!!! then she phoned me and said he was banged up for the night and i was like OMG lets have a selfie ..totes this is literally me .. selfie'

passer by..

'kills himself'... like, literally'
by tom healey August 31, 2016

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