Technoted

That bloke online who could quite possibly be called Ted but isn't actually called Ted, just a name he got in Highschool.

Awwwwww cool it's Technoted and he's getting Pwned by some Nubs!

by Technoted June 23, 2010

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.

"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."

by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009

technot

n. A person who is not technologically capable, especially regarding computers.
n. A person who is unable to competently navigate their way through new technology.

Derivation: astronaut --> technaut --(inverse)--> technot

"Convert the industry jargon to plain english so that even technots can understand it".

by Jowner July 05, 2016