Thatweirdgay's definitions

Alyssa x Addyson

Best ship ever

person1: OMG Alyssa x Addyson is so CUTE
person2: why are you shipping people

by Thatweirdgay December 7, 2022

Heather

A song I very much relate to

I still remember the 3rd of December me in your sweater you said it looked better on me than it did you only if you knew how much I like you, but I watch your eyes as she walks by what a sight for sore eyes brighter than the blue sky, she's got you memorized while I die how could you ever kiss me, I'm not even half as pretty you gave me your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better I wish I were Heather

by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022

Technoblade

Dead

I cried for three months straight because of technoblade may he rest in peice

by Thatweirdgay December 9, 2022

Sex

Well you see sex is when two people are in love and they go into bed have babies and then the father leaves on a trip for the milk that takes 18 years

Bro I just had sex
I'll see you in 18 years dude

by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022

Single

Me. I am single. my friends are couples. I am singular. Fuck relationships
( a single person sometimes relates to the song Heather)

I am single

by Thatweirdgay December 6, 2022

cum

c c c c c c

u u u u u

mmmm

cum

by Thatweirdgay December 6, 2022

Escalator

The most horrible and terrifying thing to ever be created. This shit deserves to be in the pits of tartarus. You can die on that shit. I absolutely hate this shit

Friend: hey wanna go on the escalator?
Me: I would rather die

by Thatweirdgay March 31, 2023