steven

a fat dick havin ass nigga

man you heard about steven?
what do you mean?
that nigga got more meat than a deli!

by meat stick 01110 June 3, 2018

steve irwin hardcore

Steve Irwin Hardcore is a term that describes being one step up from hardcore.

Kicking a dog in the face is hardcore, but kicking a dog in the face and eating it on toast is Steve Irwin Hardcore!!

Rest In Peace Steve 1962-2006

by Pattycake September 18, 2008

My Pet Named Steve

Markiplier's imaginary pet hamster.

"I THINK I SWALLOWED MY PET NAMED STEVE!!"

by mrcoolswag123 February 11, 2017

Steven

The best fucking sex you will EVER HAVE.

Susan: "So was he any good?"

Mary: "OMG he was SO Steven!"

by fjdskljgk March 20, 2010

Steven Seagal

One of the most powerful forces in the universe, almost as powerful as Mike Anderson. Capable of using Aikido to dispatch virtually any opponent (or many opponents) with ease. Never before has any opponent put as much as scratch on Steven Seagal, in other words he is untouchable. Hi-yah!

Carl: I am going to beat your ass!

Phil: Don't make me pull a Steven Seagal on you!

Carl: Oh yeah, well I'll just....uurrghh!!!!

Phil: That's what I thought. Hi-yah!

by T Ranger July 28, 2008

steve righ?

Guitarist of industrial band Mindless Self Indulgence. Also, co-creater, along with Jimmy Urine of side project the Left-Rights. Slightly pretentious, but asides from that an all-round awesome guy.

Steve Righ? threw up on me, but that's cool, because it's Steve Righ? :

by Goldie_Drive April 29, 2008

Sneaky Steve

A sneaky steve is when one brings home a woman after being completely hammered, only to find out the next morning that it was a male. Sometimes the person is so hammered that their roomates must inform them that "hot girl" they slept with was truly a man.

"Dude I met this hot chick last night at this party, the only problem was I didn't realize it was a guy till after we scrumpted! He sure pulled a sneaky steve on me!"

by Sex Panterh October 22, 2008