Scroteria

(n) 1. A bacterial infection of the scrotum caused by improperly cleansing yo funky nuts.

The doctor told me not to jack off for 3 weeks because my scroteria made one of my balls 4 times bigger than the other.

by sDub Duce SplitTail September 29, 2011

Sprite

1. Anger and buttsex
2. A sexual horror
3. The label of two males who fuck each other senseless whenever they get pissed at one another
4. The sexiest kind of hate-fucking

sprite okay
just fucking sprite

by britterlikesbutts October 26, 2012

scroteprawn

A prawn that burrows up one's uretha and nests in the male scrotum whilst feeding on semen. Once incubation has passed it bursts out the scrotum sack much like a xenomorph boss

This fucking scroteprawn busted out of Brian's sack just like a mother fukin Xenomorph boss.

by b1tch1n December 13, 2012

scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013

Spritenaid HT

lemonade mixed with sprite

boy I am thirsty for some of thet delicious spritenaid HT

by extremecinzabunz December 5, 2013

sproles

Swagmeisters, very attractive people, intelligent. Always on their game. They ball harder than lebron james. He is horrible compared to Sproles.
He is literally a dump canal. He is a toilet. Even their dog can beat him at basketball. Very buff. Nice butts. Hardcore
Lifters

Wow look at that butt Darren Sproles has a nice butt.

by Boo Swagdaddy December 26, 2013

Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.

"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."

by SteadWhise October 12, 2014