relationship euthanasia

When a friend cockblocks you ending your relationship that was doomed to fail. Usually the cockblocker doesn't have to try hard.

If shes going to dump you now then she would've dumped you later. So here's some relationship euthanasia to put you out of your misery or your girlfriends misery.

by AlphaMail January 8, 2010

relationship relaxation

when you have been in a relationship for a decent amount of time, and you start to become a careless slob.
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:

hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out

clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?

weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.

general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!

girl one: hey, i'm just going over to my boyfriends for a bit

girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?

girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me

girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!

by banginbabe March 23, 2011

relationship-absence syndrome

Relationship-Absence Syndrome (also known as RAS)

1. Instance in which everyone around you is in a relationship and you are single.

2. Instance in which you are in a relationship and everyone around you is single

Person A: "Dude, everyone else is going out on dates."

Person B: "It's relationship-absence syndrome, man. Get over it."

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Person A: "No one else wants to go on a date with me and my girl!"

Person B: "Everyone else is suffering from relationship-absence syndrome..."

by Olive Nick April 18, 2011

relationship defacer

Someone who ruins a relationship deliberately, they have an astounding level of patience, confidence and consistency. When someone has broke up with their partner and it's neither his or her fault, it's likely that they have been the victim of a relationship defacer.

Person 1: Why did you and Mel split up? You seemed really happy together.
Person 2: A relationship defacer came and ruined everything.
Person 1: I'm sorry.

by Mc Noggin August 10, 2017

guntruck relationship

not to be confused with guntruck it is a term used to describe the ralationship for a group of friends, any gender, that are so close as to give their lives for one another. comes from the military tale of the brave, selfless man that threw himself on a grenade to save his buddies on a guntruck.

Lance: i've realized something, i'd give my life for you guys if it came down to it
Chris: so, we have a guntruck relationship?
Lance: yeah, we do,
Chelsea: good, you're deaths won't be in vain
Lance and Chris: What?
Chelsea; nothing

by Lance Brown January 6, 2009

Swimsuit Relationship

A Relationship that forms usually in high school after one party sees the other in a somewhat revealing swimsuit.

I thought that kyle hated stacy, I never thought that they would go out." "Dude, It's just a swimsuit relationship.

by Oberservent June 14, 2010

Unicode relationship

The modern and technically correct form of "ASCII relationship". Describes a relationship where communication between two parties exists solely in the electronic form. The forms of communication are primarily text messages and posts from social media sites, but extend to e-mail and other various electronic forms of communication.

The magic we use to share has disappeared and now we just have an Unicode relationship.

Things never went further than an Unicode relationship

by c0pp3rt0p October 20, 2010