Pronunciation: \prə-ˈkras-tə-ˈkēn-er\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Lutzer
Date: 2010
-verb; an individual who embodies the dual function of being both a postponer, while simultaneously being marked with intellectual quickness and acuity.
Function: Verb
Etymology: Lutzer
Date: 2010
-verb; an individual who embodies the dual function of being both a postponer, while simultaneously being marked with intellectual quickness and acuity.
by the dunner June 23, 2010
Get the Procrastakeener mug.Basically, the combination of procrastination and masturbation. The constant need to masterbate when you should really be doing something more productive with your life. It generally makes you feel relieved until you realise you just wasted 2-30 minutes of potential studying, getting yourself off.
1. Student - "You ready for this exam buddy"
Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."
2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."
2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
by Des-Troy May 19, 2010
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A combination of procrastinating and slacking, which in essence are the exact same thing and so of course there should only be one word.
E-Box: "OMG YES I'M DONE WITH THIS MUSIC ASSIGNMENT THAT I'VE BEEN PROCRASTISLACKING ON FOR LIKE THREE DAYS LOL!"
by Laurizzle McFizzle July 13, 2010
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Dude, you're like 80 years old. London is kind of a procrastdestination isn't it?
Dude, you're like 80 years old. London is kind of a procrastdestination isn't it?
by GenericPseudoname February 18, 2011
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It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.
by N0ahBee March 30, 2011
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Bill: No, imma totally procrastigret that shit.
Ben: Nice, I feel ya.
Bill: No, imma totally procrastigret that shit.
Ben: Nice, I feel ya.
by Broseph00 April 9, 2011
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