parrot tits

Kate's wonderfully large vuluptuous bags

My word, she's packing some parrot tits.

by pnasty September 5, 2008

parrothead

usually a member of a gaggle of predominantly sorority-like girls who merely "parrots" the sentiments of the social-alpha female(s) of the group

Britney and her group of parrotheads populated the VIP room of the Ghost Bar after her wedding Sunday night....

by Torben Bruck January 7, 2004

parrot-boy

shef wednesday fan, term refers to the owl on the badge - looking like a parrot. All parrot boys are prone to shitting themselves after 2 bottles of red wine with guiness and whiskey

sully is a parrot-boy

by ralph July 27, 2004

Patronize

Something you have to do to women so they feel validated.
Females can't have conversations like men.

They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.

Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

dolly parton

Golfing lingo. Refers to a putt on a hilly green.

I lost ten bucks when Carl sank that impossible dolly parton on the fifteenth green.

by Big Jeff January 7, 2006

pardoning myself

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018

Patronus

The opposite of a Dementor. A Patronus is formed by an extremely happy thought. The Patronus Charm is worded like so:
EXPECTO PATRONUM
Every witch and wizard has there own different kind of Patronus— like Harry’s— his is a stag, while Hermione’s is an otter.

Luna Lovegood: Oh, look, Harry, my Patronus is a rabbit!
Harry: Good job, Luna.

by EM52 April 27, 2020