mash team

group of males set out to shoot someone/somebody.

'too many man want me on their mash team cus when i lick off shots heads are cumin off clean'

by chattaz March 14, 2009

The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 6, 2018

Mashed Shitatoes

The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.

Dude I ate a mashed shitatoes today, the rat really looked Like a potato!

by Jersey King September 30, 2020

Mummy-Mashing

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.

Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏

by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025

Mash

To masturbate. It means Smashing without Someone (hence why there is no S).

Man, when I get done with this shift, I’m going to mash when I get home.

by Lil C’s April 14, 2019

Mexican Bean Mash

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025

Gash Mash-up

When a person gets bored of one persons vagina so has to swap from fanny to fanny. Also if a person does not get action from his girlfriend or only once or twice a week so finds other girls so he can get gash all week.

Joe: Woww i've got a proper gash mash-up this week lillie on monday then ellie tuesday then my girlfriends sleeping over wednesday but friday i think i will see Georgie.

Jack: Ahh cant be arsed my girlfriends fanny is to tight i get bored might as well go fuck Georgie.

by sbvodka July 28, 2010