Greg Oden's junk

(verb) When someone sends you a text or email or calls you on the phone and uses the words Greg Oden's junk in a discrete manner.

(noun) What it sounds like.

He called me on the phone and Greg Oden's junked me before I could hang up on him.

by hrizerty April 27, 2011

too much junk in the trunk

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.

Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.

by PMax April 13, 2008

space junk

High quality cocaine.

"got space junk?"

"give me some of that fucking space junk!"

by spacestud August 11, 2006

kicked in the junk

kicked in the genitals.

When I found out she was sleeping around on me, I felt like I was kicked in the junk.

by wee beastie April 22, 2006

drop my junk

to excrete or defecate, particularly by shitting or pooping

Pull over at this rest stop, man, I gotta drop my junk.

by Rob Lovering July 25, 2008

separation of church and state junk

When an airhead/paid escort gets elected to government without ever reading the Constitution.

Lauren Boebert: THIS IS AMERICA! WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION!
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing June 29, 2022

don't touch my junk

When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!

When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you.

by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010