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Definitions by GranbyGirl

don't touch my junk 

When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!
When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you.
don't touch my junk by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010

please touch my junk 

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.
While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"
please touch my junk by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010