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please touch my junk

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.

While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"

by GranbyGirl November 16, 2010

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don't touch my junk

When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!

When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you.

by GranbyGirl November 15, 2010

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