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Jake

A super stupid kid who is probably short, loves making super un-funny youtube videos. But is probably dating some super awesome girl who is everything he needed in his life. Jake is super bad at everything so he probably won't go far in this world.
by LLAMAXRIDER December 2, 2019
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Jake

Handsome, sweet, amazing, innocent, The most caring person you will ever meet. He is always Loyal with a great sense of humor. There isn't a person in the world that doesn't enjoy talking to him. Very Very inellegent and active. Great in Bed 😍 Very adorable and the best man ever. He is very shy but once he's used to you, Its the best thing ever. I love Jake. You cant get anyone better then Jake, Once you have him, Don't ever let go.
by The way I move June 18, 2018
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Jake

Guy with extremely large penis usually takes the blame for everything when it’s not his fault and is attracted to personality then looks
Jake has a big dick
by Anna Barnes February 26, 2019
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Jake

A fat cunt that no one likep
Hate jake , sucha dick
by Swag Master696969 July 13, 2017
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Jake

Jake is a sexy mofo who has a huge penis and balls. He is 25% and is a well known coochie slayer. He is known for his huge dick that is about 15 inches long. It’s so big that he tapes it to his leg. Everyone wants to be Jake, for he fucks a new bitch every night.
He must be a Jake, his dick is huge.
by Jakefishyyyy December 30, 2018
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Jake

A truthful person. If any one touches his girl he will break you like he broke Tim. And he has a big chode
A:ow jake he hurt me

Jake:it’s fine I’ll deal with him
by Jake.w January 12, 2019
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Jake

Jake is someone who is typically short, who acts like a bitch when he gets made fun of. People named Jake are pu$$ies
Damn look at him he’s being such a Jake by crying over there
by Brettt33 July 20, 2019
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