father my christmas

an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms

I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents

by charrc May 5, 2006

father christmas

An 16th century peadofile who would dress in red and white bearing gifts to ignorant childern. His decendents still abuse there allocated neighbourhoods today, when childern question 'father christmas special gifts' pearents tell them he isnt real.

a man came down the chimney last night, he said i could help him look for his lost baby raindeer.

by William Gates February 4, 2005

father

person who fucked you mother and created YOU!

your father had a night with your mother in the hotel on their first date, and CREATED YOU accidently because the condom is broken.

by Chris Yang February 23, 2004

L + Bozo + Ratio + Fatherless + Cope

Lennon Barfoot

Look! It's Lennon Barfoot. L + Bozo + Ratio + Fatherless + Cope

by LennonBarfootHasNoDad May 10, 2022

feather

To lightly press down on a car's gas pedal so to rev up the engine slighty....from 850 rpm to maybe 1200 rpm. Not a full 12 grand red zone engine blast

Okay, Frank, the car keeps on cutting out on me, so feather the gas so that I see what is going on.

by Big Tom September 14, 2006

Fatherless

Mostly used on tiktok , this word is mostly towards the LGBTQ+ community and Furries and such. It is supposed to suggest that when you are one of the above that you are fatherless because a father wouldn't tolerate being LGBTQ+ or A furry.

*girl on TikTok who identifies as an apache*: Hello and welcome to my livestream

Chad: Fatherless

Deshawn: Fatherless child
Average Chad: BASED

by BASED-MAGA2024 September 29, 2021

mother father

a clean way of saying "mother fucker." just like a gangster, i suppose.

brian: ey, you wanna come over tonight?
jane: you sleeping alone tonight mother father

andrea: ooh myyyyy
chris: oh goddd
andrea: mother father

by oneezy January 7, 2008