exasturbation

Excessive masturbation,
Pleasuring oneself repetitively to the point of an obsession.

ex. exasturbation is common on Christian campuses.

origin: LWJS 2343

by Suite of Scandle April 28, 2009

exit strategy

The way you leave a party or bar after drinking and dancing with your friends. Develops over time into a predictable series of actions which are entirely chaste for some people and completely slutty for others.

"My slutty friend Sheryl's exit strategy always included a blow-job. I don't know why she couldn't just shake hands and say thank-you for dinner like other people."

by anemeth October 8, 2011

The French Exit

A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.

My fiancé did The French Exit on me while I was sleeping last night...

by Yeetus Deletus April 12, 2021

Irish Exit

When the handsomest man or. woman at a party up and decides the party is over for him or her, and leaves everybody wishing they had one last look. (all other definitions are racist and demeaning, mistakenly assigning drunkenness as the reason, but the Irish know we are much smarter than this, and we want always to leave them wanting more, and this is one way to know we’ll be missed.)

Ah, Patrick O’Hagan you handsome man, I was gonna kiss you, but alas, I missed my chance when you vanished without a trace, in Irish Exit once again.

by Stu Cherbourg August 25, 2019

Exintrovert

A person who is both an introvert and an extrovert. i.e. both shy and loud at the same time.

"Shall we invite jimbob to the pub?"
"No, hes an exintrovert, so hes too shy to come, and if he did, he would make a twat of himself"

by Fredhead March 20, 2007

non-existence

some one who has wasted their life, or during their life never acheived any thing worthy of proper recognision. do some thing with your life.

good word to describe 50 cent
"idiot, some one better could be living that life, faggot!!!"

by kung fu karl September 6, 2005

existentialism

The philosophic exercise of likening oneself to God in that the direction and meaning of your life is yours alone to determine. The admission to oneself that anything and everything you know to be true may in fact be false, and that you do not possess the knowledge to determine what is and isn't. The method of continually constructing personal arguments for your decisions despite the knowledge that what you do may or may not matter.

These are two conversations about existentialism.
"Do we exist solely as figments of the imagination of God?"
"Perhaps. Then is it possible that the characters of our own dreams and imagination are of a similar nature to ourselves?"

"Life is meaningless. I should skip work in the morning to drink and enjoy myself."
"No, perhaps you should be responsible. You never know when you might find out the reason why."
"True."

by James 37 July 20, 2008