Dinklethumb

An individual with a small penis, sometimes shaped like a thumb.

Man: Hey baby, wanna see my Dinklethumb?
Woman: somebody help me! aaaaah!

by Marty Mac Ass Farty December 3, 2022

dinkle

It means cock. Like penis.

Man: Hi, my dinkle is big.

by Iamverysmartandepiclol December 23, 2022

Dinkleberry

A dried up or petrified ball of shit in your ass. Left from bad wiping or to much hair.

Yo I was doing doggy with Casey and saw a dinkleberry in her ass.

by Dinkleboy92 December 27, 2022

Dinklewhip

When someone slaps with a small cock smacks you. Usually with pants on.

Person 1: John gave me a real dinklewhip earlier.
Person 2: Yeah, he's really weird.

by Fartmannananananan January 3, 2023

dinklepoop

An overweight, disgusting, useless, tasteless human being.

THAT DINKLEPOOP STEVEN KEEPS FOLLOWING ME THROUGH THE FOREST WHAT DO I DO?!

have you tried talking?

by Daagerfatrs823 March 23, 2023

Drinkslexia

"Medical" condition where you can't see the difference between "1 drink" and "5 drinks and 2 shooters". You saw yourself going out for one drink but in reality, you drank and partied all night.

Friend: Dude... You are so drunk!
Me: But I only had 1 drink.
Friend: Maybe you have drinkslexia? Want a tequila?
Me: No thanks. (Proceeds to have 6 tequilas)

by Choddho March 24, 2023

Dinkletwist

Someone so stupid and annoying, they make you feel like they’re twisting your fun bits.

“Dude, you are such a dinkletwist.”

by HoboHotdish August 30, 2023