ditch weed

good to smoke

smoke it in the bedroom

by joe April 20, 2003

Ding Dong Ditch

When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.

"I totally ding dong ditched John last night"
"Man she ding dong ditched me yesterday in bed!"

by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010

ditch bitch

michael ditches people

Michael is a ditch bitch

by Ditchbitchmichael August 6, 2018

sick ditch

The act of leaving a homie in a discord channel in order to play with some other homies or just leaving in general without saying a word.

John: *leaves channel*
Mark: Yo, where'd john go?
Eric: idk i think he went to go play cs
Eric: *leaves channel*
Mark: sick ditch guys

by infinityxii February 20, 2019

National Ditch Day

November 1st (The day after Halloween) A Day where you do not go to school or work so you can stay out late on Halloween to party and not be hungover the next morning

Yo Tomorrow's national ditch day what's the move tonight.

by Ditch king October 28, 2019

Ding Dong Ditch

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.

My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.

by mung-fu March 7, 2017

ditch

A cross between Dick and Bitch, for when you're not quite certain wether the person is male or female. Or, if you don't feel like cussing in front of parents, teachers, coworkers, etc., simply replace one of the words with 'ditch'.

"My mom was there, so I called the shim a ditch."

by yOy0 August 17, 2008