computer potato

A computer potato is one who downloads media through file sharing networks such as bit-torrent and spends much of their time watching shows obtained. The type of media could range from movies to anime to japanese drama episodes.

Dude, that guy stays in his room and watches shows on his computer all day long. He's such a computer potato!

by francilloscope September 7, 2005

Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.

Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.

by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011

Computeritous

A disease discovered by Darren Walsh where his subject Lee Nolan couldn’t stop playing computer games. He named it computeritous.

Lee Nolan and his Playstation. Lee has gone through 12 Playstations an 9 Playstation2. One set on fire after 67 hours play.

by Dr Vonbarren February 20, 2003

Computer around

1: To mess around on the computer
2: To allow friend to sign onto social network sites/ play with google or other entertaining sites as to be a good host/ess.

Susan: "Here Hannah computer around, I need to clean my room"

Hannah: "I don't think there is such a thing as to "computer around"..."
Susan: "Well now there is."

by eyyyou October 25, 2010

computerated

Used in place of "computer aided" by a small subset of the population which is somehow capable of written communication despite being practically illiterate.

Q: What courses are you taking at your community college?
A: English 025 and Computerated Design. I'm going to be an Architect.

by ijuhyg May 1, 2015

COMPUTER

computer is another term for gay

bruh your a computer

by Oofer gang123 September 25, 2019

mix computer

in diving, a computer used to mix gases

"Take a look at this mix computer.
It got a little banged up."

by havrancek February 7, 2009