Carrotsandwich

Is what you get when you combine a girl named Sandra and a redheaded guy considered a "Carrotop".

Sandra and Carrot top are so enamored with one another, it's only fitting that one day Sandra will have little carrotsandwiches.

by carrotsandwich March 19, 2009

Carrothole

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.

A degrading term for woman. synonyms are cunt, whore, or slut.

so degrading that they are just holes to men.

You are a carrothole!

by The Holes July 14, 2010

cartortionist

A person who can fit a reasonably large car into a tight and constricting parking space.

Dang bro the way you wedged your truck into that parking spot was amazing, you are a cartortionist my friend

by Capeesh October 26, 2010

carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011

carrowentemple

the best place in the world!!!!!!!

carrowentemple is way better than anywhere else!!!:):):):):)

by shjim1234 March 27, 2011

Carkore

The act of intentionally using your car to perform stunts or maneuvers involving going off of a designated road or parking lot zone. In many situations, someone may find themselves maneuvering their car over obstacles such as, but not limited to, curbs, center medians, sidewalks, and parking space dividers. This act is very similar to urban off-roading.

Hey dude, I couldn't turn around all the way at the end of the street, so I had to carkore over the curb to turn all the way around.

by Ryan Washburn April 15, 2011

carport therapy

Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.

"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."

by SkepticalBaby June 21, 2016