Beffel

The phonetic (how it sounds) version of the common abbreviation for, "Best Friends For Life." i.e BFFL
Pronunciation: Beh-full

She is my Beffel!,
Me and my Beffel are going shopping
Dude, I totally fucked your Beffel last night. My B.

by Mr. Hobbs November 12, 2012

Homework before Bros

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, to state "Homework before Bros" means that one has to do work instead of chilling with his bros. This may leave the bros wanting, but it is understandable.

"Sorry Chad, I can't play grabass today. I've got an essay to write. Homework before bros, man."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

Befounded

Literally 'To be found'. Used to describe something of wonder and astonishment in its discovery. Particularly in matters of love and poetry.

The admirer writes in his letter to K 'I feel sure we could find one of the greatest somethings ever befounded'

by Sunveiled January 7, 2012

cake before you break

to have sex before you break up.

just go cake before you break. man shut the fuck up.

by nahurgood December 27, 2007

Fucked before knocked

Similar to "in before the lock" used to say when you have sex with a female before she got knocked up by some other guy at some later time in her life.

Person 1: Damn that girl hot!
Person 2: fucked before knocked
Person 1: Lucky!

by PEERAW November 22, 2011

Hoes Before Bros Disorder

When a male prioritizes a hoe before the bros.

The boys: Noah wanna hang out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out

by XxxFatacionXxx October 4, 2019

how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.

A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007