Property wine ponies

The state of adoration for all of the above

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"

by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021

Shablee wine

A common, topically, tabled red wine.
M.E.B

Shablee wine is used to compliment and dish or fish dinner.

by M Blakr January 19, 2023

Taco Bell wine

Wine sold at Taco Bell.

When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020

widows wine

A girl that you leave your current woman for.

Danm that girl is widows wine to every man

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

work wine

A non alcoholic grape based drink suitable for drinking during working hours where regular common or garden wine would not be appropriate - i.e. Grape Juice.

(Not to be confused with Work Whine)

"... I went down the ASDA to fetch some work wine ..."

"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."

by BobMonkhouseJnr February 27, 2007

Wine bottling

When your morning dump after after an evening drinking is solid like a cork at the beginning and the rest spews out like champagne.

I drank too much last night, had a case of wine bottling on the john this morning.

by Theanswer January 26, 2015

Having a glass of wine together

UK slang for felattio.

Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.

by Jacob Rees-Bunce July 1, 2022