weinerbitch

A lower form of nagging. Normally in couples from female to the male. Seen as the female as a gentle playful request, seen by the male as simply more work

Darling whilst your'e on your way back from the football can you drop by the supermarket (miles out of the way) and pick up a packet of tampons "Sharon weinerbitched Paul into picking up tampons"

Sweetheart can you get me a cup of lemon and ginger tea (asked during time-on during a football match" George got Karen a cup of tea to end the weinerbitching

by Gazza down under September 18, 2008

Dumb-waiter

Not to be confused with the small elevator-like devices found in restaurants, hotels and such, "dumb-waiter" refers to the idiot - and there's always one - serving hors d'oeuvres to the bride and groom at a wedding who allows their tray to be pillaged of anything edible before they even get to the wedding party. Thus, they only have Spinach Vomit-bombs left by the time they get to the bride and groom, who wrap a bunch of these disgusting ass nuggets in a napkin to later pelt the wait staff with when no one's looking.

"Not surprisingly, the maitre d' assigned the dumb-waiter to bring hors d'oeuvres to the wedding party, and the fat shits lumbering up the front steps emptied the tray before the guy even got there."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

Saugen mein weiner schnitzel

Suck my wiener schnitzel.

1.) When a woman is giving a blow job or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"

2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"

by Firehawk21_2001 August 25, 2012

weiner wine

aged urine; typically spoken with a French accent.

"would you like a sip of my weiner wine, perhaps accompanied by a slice of fromage from my mudcutter?"

by enthusiasmo jones October 7, 2006

weiner hug

when you like someone so much, you have to hug them twice but on the second hug you "accidentally" bump them with your weiner

"Dale gave me two hugs, and I swear on the second hug he hit me with his weiner. Not cool. He hit me with a goddam weiner hug."

by coodfes November 20, 2009

weiner jenga

when you are at a party and some dusty broad is passed out on the ground and you have 3-4 friends you kneel over her face and put your weiners on her face from all different angles and stack them up like jenga blocks the person on the bottom then procedes to pull out his dick if none of the top dicks are moved drastically it is a succesfull weiner jenga and then you proceed to cheers and hand out high fives like you are the fucken man

Man #1 "man did you see that saucey, dusty, broad passed out on the floor over their"
Man #2 "lets go put our weiners on her face and pull the bottom one out!"
Man #1 "whats that called?"
Man #2 "weiner jenga"

by trench coat the super dick March 1, 2011

Weiner

Everyone here is a sicko! A weiner is a hot dog!

Guy 1: Hey, for dinner would you like to grill out some weiners?
Guy 2: Heck ya! Hot Dogs are delicious

by josethelama July 9, 2012