Slap the Table

To make a decision.
To come to closure on a topic that has been discussed and debated to death.
Note - Used most effectively in conjunction with the actual action of slapping a table.

After going round and round on a topic, one of the board members said "For God sakes, will someone please just Slap the Table!"

by Dr Ock February 12, 2008

tarts table

When creating a table in word and you center align all the text within the cells.

Dai: thats looks like a tarts table
Pupil: why, whats wrong with it?
Dai: You've center aligned the text you tart

by Dean and Mark April 24, 2006

Knights of the Lunch Table

A group of kids setting out to kill conformity. They are not fond of Hot Topic.

The Knights of the Lunch Table own face.

by Tomohashi November 7, 2007

Run the Table

This saying comes from playing pool. It means to sink all of the balls on the table, not giving the competing party a chance to even shoot. In pool if you sink a ball you get to shoot again and keep shooting until you miss. Only if you miss does the other party get to shoot and keep shooting until he misses.

It has moved to other areas meaning to win it all, for instance a team winning all of its games in a season.

They will run the table, winning all of their games this year.

by Piper3456 October 7, 2016

ass table

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

by Edward July 9, 2004

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I am the table is the best Metallica meme, and also James Hetfield is the best table.

by NepgearAfficionado May 5, 2022

periodic table

Two dimensional Satan.

Nerd: The Periodic Table! The only woman who will ever love me!
Moderately socially accepted individual: Gimme your lunch money!

by Elise deLise September 13, 2006