emo sweater

Sweats that were made popular by weezer's Sweater song.

If you want you can destroy my sweater.

by Stivers November 17, 2004

Orange Sweater

One who is strongly disliked. Often used to describe, "Extreme" sport players who get in the way of another "Extremist".

Hey, in-liner! Watch where you're skating.... Stupid Orange Sweater.

by ranatalus July 25, 2003

sweater kittens

another word for boobs, awesome ones. sometimes referred to as "sk's"

"man o man, sally has some nice sweater kittens. meow"
also.... "nice sk's, not you"

by hallsy September 17, 2002

Argyle Sweater

An argyle sweater is a knitted article of clothing with a diamond shape pattern. It is typically seen or worn by shallow douche bags that attempt to look wealthier and more important than they really are.

Robbie: Man, I'm thinking of buying an Argyle Sweater.
Timothy: What? Robbie, Ew.. do you want to look like Mr. Rogers puked all over you?

Robbie: not necessarily, you are right man, I'll just buy a bow tie instead.

by blah, blah, blah. July 22, 2012

Sweater Puppy

A small dog held inside a hot chick's fall coat. Often sticking its head out, looking helpless, but really thinking, "You're not cute enough to get up in this chick's sweater and you know it! BUT I AM A LITTLE DOGGIE SO I CAN!"

Dude, check out the sweater puppy in that chick's coat!

by AaronS August 21, 2008

tooth sweater

The warm coat left on your teeth after giving a blowjob.

"After taking my man juice's moneyshot last night I woke up this such a tooth sweater."

by Moneyshotman February 5, 2010

steaverphobia

A phobia of Steaver. Only two people in the world are known to have it.

Serena has a really bad case of Steaverphobia.

by Steaver370 May 2, 2004