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squirrel tail 

The patch of hair in a mans armpit.
I went to snap off that bitches bra and she had squirrel tails under each arm
squirrel tail by TXMorgan May 22, 2007

Squirrel Trap 

I'm getting my period I really need a squirrel trap so I dont leak.
Squirrel Trap by Jeebers81 October 23, 2009

squirrel water 

1. Another name for the Nut Juice, a squirrel's favorite drink.

2. A liquid that someone dropped or dunked their nuts in.
I almost thought she would waste my squirrel water on the ground, but with longing eyes she savored every last drop.
squirrel water by kinezumi December 11, 2008

Squirrel Helmets 

A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.
Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?

Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"

Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"

Martin:"Fantastic!"

Squirrel Dancer

A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.
A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."
Squirrel Dancer by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008

squirrel poor 

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.
Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.
squirrel poor by Ksuz June 16, 2009