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clam spam

The fluid that oozes out of the vagina and encrusts itself on the panty liner.
Brittany needs a chisle to remove the clam spam from her panties.
by Human Douche May 16, 2008
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spam poisoning

The awful upset stomach and related symptoms caused by consuming too much SPAM meat within a short period of time.
I had to skip class that morning due to SPAM poisoning from too much SPAM in my SPAM & eggs breakfast.
by tonyjones17 February 9, 2008
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Monkey Spam

The emails you get from friends and associates that say you that you must forward the email to everyone you know on the entire G-d damn planet because it is just ohhhh so cute/moving/funny/will make you fabulously wealthy/give you good karma/no I don't know what asinine means, why do you ask?

See also: Chain Mail

See also: Infinite monkey theorem
Received some monkey spam today. The first line said, "If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You just won't be able to stop yourself." I bet I can!
by ecognition April 23, 2009
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Spasmodic

Sudden and violent but brief, fitful, intermittent
"Excuse me, Sir, but can you tell me why my hand is being spasmodic right now? It won't stop twitching."

The stick-shift car with the first-time driver inside appeared to be spasmodic to bystanders.
by minibeanz23 December 11, 2011
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spagmump

The tiny little styrophome packer things that are currently killing our environment every time we want to send something that is breakable.
Oh hey, check out that spagmump. It saved my stupid collectors Elvis plate that I never should have bought off EBAY for 220 bucks from shattering!
by Jessey February 16, 2004
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intelligent spam

1) Spam that is actually worth reading, either for a good laugh or just for plain knowledge.

2) ko71991
1) Thanks to intelligent spam, I now know my ABCs!

2) Ko was posting again. Really, that guy's pure intelligent spam!
by Kid Buck July 24, 2008
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scam spam

1. A deceitful spam e-mail whose sender is clearly meant to cheat you out of money and waste your time.

2. A deceitful e-mail that is clearly meant to steal your identity and empty your bank account.
1.I got another one of those Nigerian e-mails again promising me millions of dollars if I would stand in for the next of kin. Come on, that is such a scam spam.

2. My friend got a Job Opportunity spam from China if only I would send my name, phone, addresses, bank account number and a picture of himself.
If that isn't a scam spam, I don't know what is.
by Astor G. November 26, 2007
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