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sneaky bevvies

Alcoholic drinks which are consumed with the intention of higher authority not knowing.
Aaron: Wanna come to the pub for a beer mate?

Edwin: Sorry Aaron can't. I've been out all weekend and my wife will kill me if I have one.

Aaron: What about we go the shed for some sneaky bevvies?

Edwin: Sounds good.
sneaky bevvies by Walley123 April 13, 2011

sneaker-upper

The person, the object of a joke or crticism, who happens to overhear or watch while she's being made fun of or criticised by someone who is unaware of this person's, the object's, presence.

A term attributed to Jim Downy of SNL by Tina Fey in her book Bossypants.
The boss was a sneaker-upper standing behind Shiftless while the latter was doing an impression of the former telling everyone to "save money by transcribing invoices instead of wasting money on photocopies."

Sneaky Parrot 

Sneaking up behind a seated person and placing one's penis on their shoulder. The parroter should not giggle during the approach as it will counteract the sneakiness.
I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a penis, and I was the victim of a Sneaky Parrot.
Sneaky Parrot by MeryBely July 15, 2011

Sneakretive 

Sneaky and Secretive. Trying to conceal information and being underhanded.
Tom: I saw you take my eye drops, where'd you put em?
Brad: I didn't take it, that wasn't me.
Tom: I know you did, stop being so sneakretive
Sneakretive by JMS_28 July 23, 2011

Sneaky Jeans 

Combination of wearing both jeans & sneakers/runners together.

Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.
Hey man, check out that guys sneaky jeans

Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!
Sneaky Jeans by eddie steph July 4, 2012

Sneaky Santa 

When you secretly nut on your girl's pillow right before bed on Christmas eve. She lays down to await Santa's arrival, only to find that he's already arrived, and it's on her chin.
Susan was pissed when she got my Sneaky Santa, but I did it for the 'gram.