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Scrub lord

An overall loser who typically thinks he's good at games but really he sucks ass. A scrub lord usually thinks he's way cooler and way funnier than he is. (See scrub queen for female version)

Synonyms: Cole, Coal, Marshmallow
Cole: alright guys get ready to get roasted
The rest of the group chat:*groans collectively*
Alex: Cole you are literally the dictionary definition of scrub lord
by Hitman5455 May 17, 2016
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Scrubs Moment

1. When something in reality causes someone to remember/think about a moment/event in the TV show 'Scrubs'.

2. When someone zones out, tilting their head to the right slightly and pointing their eyes up and to the left - like the character John Dorian in the TV show 'Scrubs'.
Example 1:
Person 1 is talking about their friend who is inseperable from their partner. Person 2 then instantly goes off into a daydream thinking that the couple is like Turk and Carla from Scrubs and remembers the episode where they are depicted as a two-headed being.
This would then be followed by Person 2 saying "I just had a Scrubs moment!" and they would describe their thoughts to Person 1.
by Hibee1 April 12, 2010
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lax scrub

noun-someone who based on outside appearance looks as if they would be nasty at the sport of lacrosse (meaning they have the proper flow, wear rainbows, stunner shades, and in some occasions sport a fake tan.) But for some unknown reason can not play the greatest sport known to man to save his life.
lax bro 1- Did you see that kid miss a wide open goal?
lax bro 2- Yeah Brah, he is a total lax scrub.
by GroundhogsSonwhatsup April 3, 2009
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cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face
"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."
by E-Dor December 6, 2006
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Velvet Scrunchie

Tom loved to bang his girlfriend Rachel. He loved nothing more than to inject his beef stick deep in her Velvet Scrunchie.
by Eaton Holgoode September 26, 2014
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scrutter

Lucy is a proper scrutter
by Mercunium August 13, 2003
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Scrub

A shrimp-like loser.
He is such a scrub.
by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017
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