spunk

cum, semen even.

Gf: Hurry and spunk on my face!
Bf: What the fuck.

by gnfos February 26, 2024

spunk sisters

When two gay men have received semen from the same man.

James: "Manuel, you too were bred by Jack?"
Manuel: "Yeah, now we're spunk sisters, for real!"

by cumbro February 19, 2019

Spunk Pad

Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.

After he graduated from high school , he moved in to a total spunk pad with six other losers

by TacomaMendo February 18, 2010

Spunk Belly

When a woman has a flabby swollen belly and she wears tight fitting clothes for all to see it. Looks as if pregnant but is not.

Wow look at her spunk belly it's huge

by Ace P Princess May 25, 2018

spunk rose

When you wank, cum and mop up with some tissues and after they’ve dried they resemble a flowered rose

Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.

by Jlookeron September 25, 2019

Spunk bubble

A traffic warden who work within Newark On Trent

1. This is of a pedestrianised area
2. Fuck off you spunk bubble

by THKMJPNK October 31, 2020

Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025