Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep

I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron

by The spunk man December 1, 2021

Spunk bubble

A word to define a person that is annoying you

Shut Hope you Spunk Bubble

by Spunk Bubble 123 February 23, 2021

spunk II

idiot who likes j----
*moan*

spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off

by anonymous March 9, 2022

spunk

Pippi Longstocking invented this word.

"I came up with a new word... SPUNK!!" --Pippi Longstocking

by Maskinen January 27, 2017

Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

spunk II

random idiot who likes -----

spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off

by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ March 9, 2022

spunk rose

When you wank, cum and mop up with some tissues and after they’ve dried they resemble a flowered rose

Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.

by Jlookeron September 25, 2019