Gargantuan Spunk Barrel

A gargantuan spunk barrel is where a person swallows loads from multiple people in one sitting.

“Luke is a gargantuan spunk barrel, did you see how many loads he swallowed”

by iiTzzCozmic January 13, 2024

SPUNK

Newest Wave of Puff print hoodies coming out in december.

Yo did u get the new SPUNK drop

by Not Yassin September 3, 2023

Spunk-bubble

The tip of the condom, that stops or gets in the semens‘ way.

Call someone whos in the way or slowing you down a spunk bubble

“Move the fuck out of the way you grotty little spunk-bubble”

“speed the fuck up you slow, decrepit, dry old spunk-bubble i’m in a rush”

by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023

spunk in the trunk

this is a sexual act involving two people in the trunk of a car having intercourse while someone drives them around without knowing what's going on

girl: get in the taxi
boy: nah better plan get in the trunk for a spunk in the trunk

by creamy maggot girl February 24, 2022

Spunk Pad

Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.

After he graduated from high school , he moved in to a total spunk pad with six other losers

by TacomaMendo February 18, 2010

Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025

spunk II

random idiot who likes -----

spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off

by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ March 9, 2022