Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

DEKRA Report

It is used to describe the information about a person's dating history.

Lionel wanted a DEKRA Report on Emilia before they could start dating.

by Inaluk May 4, 2025

Schizo Report

For when someone pings for teamer support on a roblox battlegrounds game, but nobody is fighting or getting jumped.

"I thought our help was needed?"

"Nah, it's just a schizo report."

by simplytuvo August 22, 2025

last resort

The last way that you can do to accomplish the goal you want to be eventually able to reach, once everything else is no longer within your ability.

Retiring from watching YouTube regularly on a daily basis is the last resort I've to take, once the behavior requirement to get more screen time from parents in order to watch more YouTube becomes difficult for me to meet anymore.

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025

Arbitrage Reborn

Refers to an elusive, almost ghostly process where a connection is re-birthed between two entities, enabling a profitable arbitrage opportunity to be reborn. This phenomenon mimics a rebirth, as it revives a previously dormant or lost chance to exploit price differences across entities.

"I've just closed out an arbitrage reborn".

by Rivalry Reborn September 11, 2025

Self Report

A term from Among Us,a popular game made in 2018,which means for an Imposter to kill a Crewmate and report the body right after to pretend they found a body.However,this term has reached outside of Among Us,in the meaning of someone accusing a person of doing/being something,despite the fact that the person accusing the other person also doing/being whatever they are accusing the other person.

In Among Us:
Cyan:I found a body in Navigation

Red:Body was reported too fast after the round started.This is probably a self report.

In other uses:

Commenter 1:(saying something that would imply they're unemployed)

Commenter 2: Holy unemployed🥀

Commenter 3: @Commenter2 Bro self reported😭🚡

by sadbartsimpsonreal October 17, 2025