An extremely large turd..
by kobalt October 30, 2009
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A: Remove the pulp from this orange.
B: No, you do it. What do I look like, a pulpatier?
Example B:
A: This orange juice is really good!
B: Yeah, that's because I was the pulpatier.
A: Remove the pulp from this orange.
B: No, you do it. What do I look like, a pulpatier?
Example B:
A: This orange juice is really good!
B: Yeah, that's because I was the pulpatier.
by JKFTW February 16, 2010
Get the pulpatier mug.When someone takes a picture of you obviously under the influence of multiple narcotics or in the process of administering your medication. Then tags it on facebook for the entire world to see.
Damn, Carissa tagged a photo of me rolling face, half naked covered only in glowsticks and my grandma saw it. She totally phelpsed me.
by The Masta Flex February 17, 2010
Get the phelpsed mug.a gay, homophobic, swinger couple who pretend to be one person. they also speak like the queen and target underage teens.
often leaves lude and crude comments on underage girls profiles on social networking sites.
tackles admin when asked to stop his actions and finds loopholes in the system to keep out of trouble.
often leaves lude and crude comments on underage girls profiles on social networking sites.
tackles admin when asked to stop his actions and finds loopholes in the system to keep out of trouble.
(1)
15yo girl: man i was on msn last night and some weird old guy started telling me 'they thought i was hot'
15yo boy: yeah me too, i think we got hit on by a paulp
(2)
15yo girl: hi asl?
paulp: wow Babe we think you are Hot, you should send us some Pictures he,he,he
15yo girl: wtf freak!
*on 15yo girl's profile pic*
paul_p: wowzers, we just made a mess in our trousers!
admin: paul.... enough.
paul_p: what? its song lyrics, go hav sex with ur husband
15yo girl: man i was on msn last night and some weird old guy started telling me 'they thought i was hot'
15yo boy: yeah me too, i think we got hit on by a paulp
(2)
15yo girl: hi asl?
paulp: wow Babe we think you are Hot, you should send us some Pictures he,he,he
15yo girl: wtf freak!
*on 15yo girl's profile pic*
paul_p: wowzers, we just made a mess in our trousers!
admin: paul.... enough.
paul_p: what? its song lyrics, go hav sex with ur husband
by Az-zoR February 17, 2010
Get the paulp mug.Two dudes are watching Animal Planet:
Jim: What color is THAT thing, dude?! Indigo? Like aaaaa...sandy...brown...?
Bob: I dunno, man. Totally phurphle.
Jim: What color is THAT thing, dude?! Indigo? Like aaaaa...sandy...brown...?
Bob: I dunno, man. Totally phurphle.
by LookitThatDrunkGuy June 17, 2010
Get the phurphle mug.Perspective humping. When you line up with another person and pretend like you are humping them through the use of forced perspective. Usually best when caught on camera.
At zentalklaugh, when Jon wasn't looking, Frank starting phumping him when he bent over to check the calendar.
by Joezen777 August 11, 2010
Get the phumping mug.A man who fakes a bulge in his pants using a cucumber, carrot, summer sausage, watermelon, ect. while going out to public events to pick up bitches.
Dude check out that phulgler, i can totally tell thats a coconut in his pants he's never gonna get laid.
by the maun December 22, 2010
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