Paraphonia

The immediate and obsessive dread and fear, that takes over your "mind and body", when you realize you cannot find your phone.

Bob " Dude where the fuck is my phone, I just had it.."
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"

by Stains and Smears May 17, 2019

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Paraplegic Nigga

A nigga who has to sit in a wheelchair and can’t run from the overseers so he was left behind.

Damn, I almost lost every slave in the break out. Thank god I had a paraplegic nigga in my barn.

by Slave seller July 8, 2019

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parajesus

Capt. Stainer’s name for Paramedics

“Woah that parajesus just saved my life”
“I’d rather have a parajesus save me than an EMT”

by WelcomeToFireServiceTraining August 29, 2019

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parade bae

Parade bae is a term meaning your life partner that your will fuck on a daily, kiss and cuddle and make babies with

“Her Jeremiah have you made her your parade bae yet”

Jeremiah: “no not yet but soon”

by ~UnknownblackQueen March 14, 2020

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parapinion

To hold multiple views simultaneously, which may appear discordant with one another, on a given subject or idea.

I have a parapinion on complicated topics like taxes. Many people expect me to have a simple, single opinion. Instead, I can see the pros and cons of higher taxes (or lower taxes.) Or why we may need to change tax rates. It's not a matter of a single opinion.

by babyarugula September 12, 2020

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