Parape

A unit of measurement equal to 69 pounds; used primarily by the monks of "Blooooooooh"

Man 1- Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man 2- 138 pounds.

Man 1- No, in Parapes!
Man 2- What is a parape?
Man 1- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!

by Frank the donut August 10, 2010

meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

Red Parade

A state of ignorance, drone-like actions and behaviours, disregard for one's feelings and emotions.

"Walk on through a red parade and refuse to make amends, It cuts deep through our ground and makes us forget all common sense. Don't speak as I try to leave 'cause we both know what we'll choose, If you pull then I'll push too deep and I'll fall right back to you."

by Trinity2828 June 19, 2013

Kitty Parade

An event in which all or almost all of the attending individuals are female.

Man, the sorority party was such a kitty parade. There were no guys there at all.

by Johnny-san September 16, 2011

Papaperazzi

When your Pap-Pap spies on you and catches you doing something and then documents you doing that thing and tries to sell it to media outlets to make a living.

Alex was a victim of papaperazzi when he finally decided to learn all of the dance moves to Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" for personal reasons, and his Pap-Pap secretly took a video, and tried to sell it to boyswhosehipsdontlie.com.

by Mythical Beast Doctor November 7, 2017

paraponzipopo

a.k.a. _pan_

too leet for words.

"but how did he do that?!??"

"he's paraponzipopo."

by Marco Bendales June 11, 2006

dirty gecko parade

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.

David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.

by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009