lie sexual

Bitches who say they're bisexual but won't kiss the same gender

She's such a lie sexual, she actually told me she's into all genders but she'd never kiss the same sex

by Your average cancel culture August 25, 2021

lie char slip nigga

A etremely good guy at blowing his own cock and has a huge nice ass to spank while your sucking his dick

Wow there lie char slip nigga!

by Jsjejdnane October 16, 2019

Chow En-Lie

China's infamously-gluttonous and dishonest mid-29th-century leader.

Due to his prodigious appetite and habitual fibbery, Chow En-Lie was constantly having to undergo cosmetic surgery to reduce belly-fat and trim his nose shorter. Thank goodness for acupuncture, or these multiple operations would have caused a nationwide shortage of pain-killers.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

Declan Lie

A lie that is typically very absurd, but very obviously a lie.

He said he beat battle-toads on his first try, it's obviously a Declan lie.

by californiagirl33 December 7, 2016

Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie

I was 12 when daddy said to me
"Don't take to drinking, boy
That road don't lead nowhere
And don't you ever let me hear you swear
Don't you dare"
He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way
Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay
So don't buy into it
And then you can look the whole world in the eye"
Honey, I've tried
But since I met you, girl
I've been breaking every rule
I must confess, I'm just a back sliding fool
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Last night I threw away the 12 step book
I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you
There's nothing more that I can do
Ain't no use
'Cause every time I see your angel face
My halo disappears without a trace
I swear
Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer
But I don't care
I know this ain't exactly how I was raised
But heaven help me, honey
I ain't changing my ways
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie

I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Drink, swear, steal and lie

by anonymous March 14, 2022

the lie is cast

A lie has been told and all that can now be done is to see if it is found out. A play on the expression "the die is cast".

Should we go over the stories we told dad about where we were last night?

Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.

by maximthemagnificent May 1, 2014

classic lie

A lie that is common knowledge, something that no one would ever believe.

Montag: Yuxie. Did Firemen use to put out fires?

Yuxie: That's a classic lie. What's wrong Montag? Have you used your drops today? Your vitals have been off recently

by KnightofNerdom March 18, 2019