Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.

Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!

by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021

Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.

Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

micro-meters

typically used by certain boys named alejo as a form of measurement

“hey i just measured with micro-meters” “wow that’s cool alejo, what were you measuring?” “...”

by skunk420... September 15, 2021

Microaggressions

Something Daniel says a lot

Hi Daniel
Daniel: "microaggressions orangutan

"Wow Daniel u say that a lot

by User500069 September 16, 2021

microaggravation

A less than minor inconvenience, which nevertheless, sucks your soul in a bad way.

No, YouTube, I don't want to try a Premium Free Trial. This is the 10th microaggravation they've sent me today.

by Durt McGurt September 18, 2021

micro coverage

Spaghetti

This bathing suit by KylieSwim is literally micro coverage.

by Shortyish October 9, 2021

microdisorder

a disorder that means you fucking suck at micromanagement

hey mike has been really struggling with micromanagement i wonder why

dude haven't u heard he has microdisorder

by kasumilock October 18, 2021