Extraction Method

Previously known as the withdrawal method, approved by the Catholic Church. It needs to be noted that no one ever willing wants to withdraw so it is deemed the extraction method is a much more suitable term.

I'm due my period next week, I had to use the extraction method on him, fingers crossed I am not with child.

by Ageoldwisdom October 11, 2021

Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions

Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021

Makeup method

When a girl is on her period and you dip and rub your balls around in the blood and then swing them back and forth smacking the girl in the face and henceforth making splotches of “makeup”.

Yeah bro she let me do the makeup method!

by Lillpumpkin February 2, 2025

The Synonym Method

When you secretly date two women that have the same initials, that way you put said initials in your instagram bio and both girls think it's them. Bonus points if they're related.

-Dude, I banged Alyssa Morrison in the morning and Amelia McInfrey in the evening.
-Wait so who's initials are those in your Instagram bio?
-I used the synonym method on 'em, they can't tell who "A.M.♡ " is, and tbh neither can I ;).

by Greenbergthewise July 29, 2019

The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.

I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.

by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025

Jyro Method

When your hb has feelings for your hoe while yall together.

“Bro had feelings for my girl whole time i was with her and ain’t say nun. That’s that Jyro Method”

by Jajajajdpa February 20, 2025

The Soccer Method

The Soccer Method refers to any extreme measures taken to "wake up" a large group of people to let them know about the current situation of their country, city, and area of residence.

The government used the soccer method on the people of south korea, and now they are one of the most hardworking countries.

by DarkMaster01 January 20, 2024