McDonald's 

Inducing obesity since the dawn of time.

A place to get food you don't want and need, where you do not know how it is prepared.

Food that makes your heart hurt and something you know you shouldn't eat.

Cheap food that you regret eating later.

McDonald's Golden Arch
McDonal's Dollar Menu

McDonald's by Aimee Bee. May 17, 2009

McDonald’s 

A restaurant that people sue their weight in money after eating there.

Bob: “What happened to you?”
Joe: “I ate at McDonald’s.”
Bob: “So how much do you weigh now?”
Joe: “100,000 pounds.”
Bob: “So you’re suing for $100,000 then?”
Joe: “Yup.”

McDonald’s by SociopathicDuck January 27, 2019

Ronald McDonald 

Commonly mistaken with the Hamburgler yet way more epic, the Ronald McDonald is when one recieves a blowjob from a girl without hooking up with her anytime before this encounter or even at all that night. A Ronald McDonald is often used when the girl is much too fugly to ever touch back.

Though Melissa resembled that of Rocky Dennis, Dan still received a Ronald McDonald knowing that he would not have to touch her and no one would find out.

Ronald McDonald by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

mcdonaldssprite 

mc donalds sprite pronounced (mc-donalds-spr-ite) is a holy substance that has been passed through the mc donalds family for generations

can i get a mcdonaldssprite

mcdonaldssprite by bijfbkldsl.fm.ldznf,a jkfb.jka April 15, 2022

McDonald’s 

A fast food franchise that kills its sweatshop workers that make the happy meal toys that are too tired, too injured or simply can’t work cos their 5. They fatten the discarded workers up and torture them every day to produce loads of tears. The discarded workers are then slaughtered and are produced into the food. The tears are produced into deep fat fryer oil and the drinks.

After finding out what McDonald’s does on urban dictionary John now understands why they’re so successful.

McDonald’s by DaSluttyMary April 14, 2019

Ronald McDonald Jizz

Your basic every day ketchup.

Oh, Oliver you totally got Ronald McDonald Jizz on your shirt, you fag stick.

Ronald McDonald Jizz by FunnyMexican June 6, 2010

Ronald Mcdonaldization 

The brainwashing that occurs by McDonald's on the minds of young children. These kids become infatuated with McDonalds through the incessant advertising. This is shown especially in the documentary Super Size Me.

The poor children are undergoing Ronald McDonaldization as we speak, all around the world. Many of them will unfortunately become obese, and some will suffer a lot because of the insidious effects of Ronald McDonald & Co.

Ronald Mcdonaldization by Adel7 September 12, 2007