SociopathicDuck's definitions

9-year-old

If it's a 9-year-old, it's subscribed to PewDiePie.

I've got 9-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation.

by SociopathicDuck December 31, 2018

Sex Story

You actually thought I was going to post one, didn't you?

(n) An excuse used by Urban Dictionary virgins and/or perverts to write stories, in long, excruciating detail, about sex they never had.

(n) Something you're clearly addicted to reading.
(n) Something that hi redirected you.

Bob: "Don't you love reading a nice sex story on Urban Dictionary?"
Joe: "Pervert, they're fake."

by SociopathicDuck January 3, 2019

Eating Food

Probably some kind of sex act. I don't care. I bet it will be sexualized by the time I return. Please go see a therapist to relieve you of your creepy, pedophilic, disgusting habits.

Is eating food a sex act?

by SociopathicDuck January 20, 2019

Coast Starlight

A route on Amtrak, Seattle to Los Angeles via Portland, Eugene, Sacramento, Emeryville, Oakland, San Jose, San Luis Obispo, and Santa Barbara. Southbound (Seattle to Los Angeles) is train number 11, northbound (Los Angeles to Seattle) is train number 14. Travel time is approximately 36 hours each way.

Train 11 Coast Starlight stops at Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia-Lacey, Centralia, Kelso-Longview, Vancouver, Portland, Salem, Albany, Eugene, Chemult, Klamath Falls, Dunsmuir, Redding, Chico, Sacramento, Davis, Martinez, Emeryville, Oakland, San Jose, Salinas, Paso Robles, San Luis Obispo, Santa Barbara, Oxnard, Simi Valley, Van Nuys, and Los Angeles.

by SociopathicDuck December 24, 2018

Texas Treatment

When you slap someone really hard on the neck so it turns red, making them Texan because "redneck".

Bob gave Joe the Texas Treatment after he called him the reason condoms exist.

by SociopathicDuck January 7, 2019

McDonald’s

A restaurant that people sue their weight in money after eating there.

Bob: “What happened to you?”
Joe: “I ate at McDonald’s.”
Bob: “So how much do you weigh now?”
Joe: “100,000 pounds.”
Bob: “So you’re suing for $100,000 then?”
Joe: “Yup.”

by SociopathicDuck January 27, 2019

Snatcheez

The funniest possible word you can use when you snatch something from somebody.

Bob: Ur mom gae
Joe: *snatches self-esteem from Bob as he explodes*
Joe: Snatcheez!

by SociopathicDuck November 16, 2018