galaxy liaison

To be bludgeoned up the botty with a rich, creamy chocolate bar, before feeding it to your pet, making it vomit it up again, then feeding it to your loved one.

Hello darling, fancy spending 40 fine english pence on a galaxy liaison?

by Minkey March 18, 2005

liarrhea

When you lie about having diarrhea to get out of doing something.

I thought you had a date with Parker tonight? She came down with a case of liarrhea.

by furtune7 October 9, 2008

liar and a lesbian

When you're not telling the truth blatently.
Oftentimes, the type of lie can be identified by a foggy relay of the details of the night before.

"Jakey, what happened last night, you guys were awful cozy?"
-"Nothing"
"Shut up! You're a liar and a lesbian if you're going to tell me you didn't shag that lovely last night."

by Amelia Sultana April 22, 2006

Lars Bendik

Lars Bendik is a Norwegian male name where "Lars" means "Lard Arse" and "Bendik" (pron Bend Dick) means Bent Dick. This is also where the phrase "Åssen henger'n?" comes from, meaning "How does it hang", refering to the male genitalia.

Lars Bendik asked the prostitute for money

by Sondreeid September 5, 2014

Liar

Woman. And when anyone else lies, they are showing thier more feminine side.

woman, "I am not a liar!" - Lie

by Lied2 October 23, 2003

Lars

The sound of a car door being slammed

-Hey! Close the car door would ya?

-*Lars*

by rfoat August 20, 2010

Larson

A male with excessively small child like hands and feet, and holds a false level of supervision/authority over others.

Steve is such a Larson he has his tiny hands full at work, no one recognizes his authority, and anyone could fill his tiny shoes.

by Tommy Ratdick December 6, 2017