Definitions by Minkey

Monster Munch 

Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.

I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!

Monster Munch by Minkey March 22, 2005

galaxy liaison

To be bludgeoned up the botty with a rich, creamy chocolate bar, before feeding it to your pet, making it vomit it up again, then feeding it to your loved one.

Hello darling, fancy spending 40 fine english pence on a galaxy liaison?

galaxy liaison by Minkey March 18, 2005

10p 

The practise of moistening your undercrackers whilst running along a metalled road

It was raining and cold and I love 10ping in ma pay-ants! Ooooooooh itchy!

10p by Minkey March 8, 2005