Joey

Something to roll a joint on. Used in the UK mainly west midlands and Shropshire. Can be anything from a bent Pokémon card to a RAWS pack.

Hey pass me a joey, need to roll a spliff

by anonymous August 14, 2024

Joey

A person who doesn’t know what they’re doing half the time, bringing others down with them.

“I’m going to be honest with you, dude, you’re such a Joey.”
“What.”

by BidenJoe May 22, 2024

Joey

Joeymeme also known as joey, but we call him joeymeme is a gamejolt user that posts innocent posts with bad grammar, i mean, atleast its funny, but when you are his enemy,, WELLL things dont go, so well. First off he literally sometimes death threats you, rarely says n word sometimes, And,, well, thats all, His also homophobic and underage,

defined example:

hater:bro ur posts are, kinda mid, brah,
Joey:You going to D I E

by MatveiYT012 December 25, 2024

Joey

A man with an incredibly small penis. So small that toddlers feel like King Kong around him.

Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.

Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.

Had sex with my new boyfriend last night. He was a Joey.

Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?

by Gazza2607 February 8, 2025

joey

When you peek over the top of a bathroom stall to catch a look, with your hands holding onto the top of the stall like a baby kangaroo would peeking out of its pouch.

I had no idea where my mate had disappeared to in the bar, so I checked the bathroom and did a joey to see if he was on the toilet.

by sackernz February 8, 2026

Joey

The most sexiest dark skin that you can ever imagine I will let him in my bed anytime He’s the most sweetest person I ever met. That is my boyfriend right there that you’re talking about he gives me guess. He text me every day sometimes. Just sweet in general he also be just a rage baiting me which makes me laugh, but I also makes me mad. I love you, Joey that is the best boyfriend that you’ll ever had.

Guy 1: I wish I was gay to get a joey

Girl 1: am I your girlfriend or not cause you’re talking about another man?

by taliahsecretswiththebook February 21, 2026

Joey

(Slang): an obsequious person who is eagar to please, serve others and is afraid of personal conflict

Sam is still driving his girlfriend to work every morning and not asking for petrol money, he's such a Joey!

by Blink_box23 April 12, 2025