Definitions by Gazza2607

Angry Paul 

A vewy vewy angwy person that absolutely does not like receiving phone calls at any time. Upon receiving said phone calls Angry Paul will attempt to shove his micro penis into any available orifice while shouting ‘my garden is considerably nicer than yours’ before going to play a round of golf and getting bummed in a sand bunker.

I’m going to call Paul
No! He will turn into an angry Paul!

Angry Paul by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025

An Alex 

A person who likes driving Audi’s and enjoys homeless men cumming in their arse while shouting ‘Non Mol! Non Mol’ also has a vewy angwy father due to his life choices.

I’m thinking of buying an Audi
No don’t, you don’t want to be An Alex

An Alex by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025

Joey 

A man with an incredibly small penis. So small that toddlers feel like King Kong around him.

Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.

Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.

Had sex with my new boyfriend last night. He was a Joey.

Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?

Joey by Gazza2607 February 8, 2025

liversidge

An incredibly short person that uses stepladders to climb the stairs. One so short that a Bath in a sink is like an adventure in the Pacific Ocean. Usually found driving a white cupra while sitting on a booster seat.

Have you seen how short that guy is?
Yeah he is a bit liversidge.

liversidge by Gazza2607 February 8, 2025