A man with an incredibly small penis. So small that toddlers feel like King Kong around him.
Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.
Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.
Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.
Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.
Had sex with my new boyfriend last night. He was a Joey.
Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?
Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?
by Gazza2607 February 08, 2025
An incredibly short person that uses stepladders to climb the stairs. One so short that a Bath in a sink is like an adventure in the Pacific Ocean. Usually found driving a white cupra while sitting on a booster seat.
by Gazza2607 February 08, 2025
A person who likes driving Audi’s and enjoys homeless men cumming in their arse while shouting ‘Non Mol! Non Mol’ also has a vewy angwy father due to his life choices.
by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025
A vewy vewy angwy person that absolutely does not like receiving phone calls at any time. Upon receiving said phone calls Angry Paul will attempt to shove his micro penis into any available orifice while shouting ‘my garden is considerably nicer than yours’ before going to play a round of golf and getting bummed in a sand bunker.
by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025