Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

PB and Jobs

A sexual position in which one takes halves of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and places them on the cheeks of someone giving a blowjob. Once the blowjob recipient is about to finish, the halves are taken off and the recipient releases semen into the sandwich. The person giving the blowjob, then proceeds to eat the entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich (with semen).

My girlfriend said she was hungry, so I offered her my PB and Jobs.

by The Grey Poupon Turtle February 11, 2014

A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)

"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"

by BullyWeener March 19, 2017

Gino and Joes

What someone says when they are going to perform a sexual action

Ron: “Hey Stanley what are you up to?”
Stanley: “Just going to Gino and Joes if you know what i mean”
Ron: “Totally rad have fun dude ;)”

by itslindabitch January 22, 2020

in the joes

When something is broken or someone is drunk beyond repair.

Did you see James last night at the party he was in the joes

by Tootb August 31, 2020

Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

Zoe loving jobe more

There is many ways of describing love but this is another true way of living your life with your love. These two hand and hand, but come on we know that the Zoe’s love the jobes more

Oh ZLJM Zoe loving jobe more!!! YOURE SO IMPORTANT

by MagicMoon___ February 6, 2023