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Kev Hammer

Kev Hammer refers to the massive cock he owns.
Girl 1:“Omg is that Kev hammer
Girl 2:”wow
Girl 3”😋😍
Kev Hammer by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018

Hannah Hammer 

Hannah Hammer is what pussys do to fight. You ball up ur fist and hit like a hammer. You hit with ur pinky and side of ur palm pretty much. It doesn’t hurt anyone but urself, so good luck trying to win a fight using this interesting technique.
OMG!- she’s doing the -HANNAH HAMMER- bahahhaah 😭

Liberty hammer 

think statue of liberty except this bitch lies in wait behind the drapes of your bedroom. Instead of a lamp torch she holds a Thor-like hammer which she wields with righteous vindictive justice. She emerges from the shadows after watching you sleep and strikes when you least expect and just keeps coming
boutta bring out my liberty hammer of justice on these toxic dudes
Liberty hammer by williet hughnot August 15, 2020

Tonsil Hammer 

A long, fat, engorged and rigid cock.
I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.

My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.

I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
Tonsil Hammer by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Gallagher's Hammer 

The name of your penis when you are boob fucking a chick with your dick.
My girl's boobs had jizz all over it when I was done using gallagher's hammer.
Gallagher's Hammer by SweetJC6464 February 6, 2014

Meat-Hammer 

Usually in reference to an abnormaly large penis with a large circumference.
"All I remember is a flash, a scream, and a thud as the Meat-Hammer pummeled my interior!"
Meat-Hammer by Matty D November 22, 2004