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Hack

to steal, take, or get
"sahn can i hack a ride?"

"nigga wuz goddie with me hackin yo homework"
by grapegirl101 March 2, 2010
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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hack

definition : mindcontrolling hack, do naughty things have sex with the hacked guy
also the page for hack is clean so why not dirt it
X: he hacked me!
y: on your potato PC?
X: no...
by sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm November 22, 2020
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Socially Hacking

Social hacking is a form of networking used online to gain otherwise unattainable information. Some may refer to it as manipulation, but it's just a research tool.
I am socially hacking into a group of friends to be invited to a discord server with leaked government official documents.
by Straighttiktokisgay February 6, 2024
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hunger hack

I wanted something to munch, but nothing serious, so I stopped for a hunger hack
by anonymous October 1, 2023
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Return of the Hack

If you told them your phone is being tapped you would lose all credibility
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"how do you know all that you know? why do you do that to me?"
- "Return of the Hack. Return of the Hack. Return of the Hack." 🎶
by KrkiÄŤ February 26, 2019
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Hack

A person with 4 mechanical limbs welded onto his body, who plans to blow up the city after failing the first time and killing his wife in the process.

May try and explain the theory of relativity as a pick up line.
Fouling his “experiment” or stopping him from robbing a bank may get on his nerves.
“You’ll destroy the city! You’re a HACK!”
by The_Darkest_Knight June 10, 2021
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